The Natalie Blog

I have written a funny poem about a lazy rat. I hope you like this poem!

There once was a rat

Called Ratty Cat,

He ate so much

That he was enormously fat!

His friends always used to say,

That he should exercise all day

Ratty Cat used to say

That he would exercise all day!

But Ratty Cat would not,

Instead he would sit in his pot

One day his friends had an idea

that would make it quite clear,

That he should exercise

Not just say,

And sit down and stay

This plan of his friends,

Really doesn’t quite end

This plan would make him run and run,

Until he would say sorry to someone

Then his friends came to his door,

He was asleep,

And then fell to the floor

His friends cried out “LAZY RATTY

HE SHOULD BE EATEN BY A CATTY”

That is all I have written. I will have to finish it. I hope you liked the first bit!

Here I have written four true facts and one fake thing about myself. So here you go! Spot the Not!!!

1.  I can rollerskate and play tennis at the same time.

2. I can play the keyboard blindfolded.

3. I can do a one-handed handstand.

4. I can balance a book on my arm while ice-skating.

5. I can keep my leg still and move my knee up and down.

So…. Guess the fake!