Nov 28 2007
Just Some Jokes!
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I can’t remember anything.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: How long has what been going on?
Biff: Only fools are certain. Wise men hesitate.
Boff: Are you sure of that?
Biff: I’m certain.
Customer: Waiter, what kind of soup is this? I ordered pea soup, and this tastes like soap.
Waiter: My mistake, that’s tomato soup. Pea soup tastes like petrol.
Larry and Harry went for a walk and they cam to a large wall. “How are we going to get over the wall?” Larry asked Harry. Harry said, “It’s easy. I’ll shine my flashlightover the wall and you climb up on the beam.” “Oh no you don’t,” said Larry. “I’ll get up halfway, and you’ll turn the flashlight off.”
“I don’t care who you are, fat man, get your reindeer off my roof!”
A woman was taking a bath when she heard the doorbell ring. “Who is there?” she shouted. “Blind man!” the voice replied. Hearing this, the woman said she would be right there. Without bothering to put her clothes on, she opened the door. There stood a surprised man, who said, “Where do you want me to put these Venetian blinds, lady?”
